Friday, December 22, 2006

Naughty or Nice?

I used to be feral living on the streets. Now, that I have a forever home that unconditionally loves me, I hang out where ever I please and pretty much do what I please.

One of my favorite spots is on top of the DVR above the TV in the family room. One of my favorite hobbies is knocking things to the floor. I have knocked the cat treat container to the floor so many times, they now keep it in the cupboard. If I am being ignored, I knock Alberta and Sky's medicine bottles to the floor. Got the idea?

So imagine my complete and total consternation when one morning I jump up to the best place to take an after breakfast nap and find all of these GLASS ornaments taking up valuable nap space.
What WERE these humans thinking?

WERE these humans even thinking?

Don't they realize that I could knock these on the floor in 10 seconds flat?

Is this a test?

Oh, yeah. Christmas is Monday. My stocking is hung. (Charlene Frances Jeanne is my "real" name, if you can believe THAT)
My Humans said if I were nice, maybe Santa would bring me a bag of those Temptation treats that everyone else is always talking about.

I checked.


Christmas Naughty or Nice List

I am on the The Nice List

After checking the North Pole database I had :

662 nice entries
605 naughty entries
Check your name on the Christmas Naughty or Nice List at JokesUnlimited.com


I think I still have a chance.

Good Wishes and many treats to everyone!!!!
--
Charlie

P.S. Sky and Alberta went to the V-E-T yesterday. Dr. G says Sky has kitty acne and an infected chin so for a whole month he has to take theses pills that the Human says are too big for a horse. And he needs to have hot compresses on his chin twice a day. He's not happy but he's lost a pound since August (which is good).

Dr. G also says Alberta is doing fairly well for an "older model" (Alberta will have something to say about THAT in her next post)and she has gained an ounce in the past month since her hospitalization (which is good)!

28 comments:

Dragonheart said...

I guess your humans really are testing you! Good that you are still on the nice list!

My mom says that when she was growing up, one of their cats had feline acne. It cleared up without any problems. they switched from plastic bowls to ceramic and metal bowls, and her catacne was only ever mild after that.

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Well, if those glass ornaments in the picture are still there, you deserve some temptations.

Good to hear about Alberta and Sky, thanks for the update.

Didn't know about feline acne, course, I just 'got started' with cats recently. We don't use plastic dishes, only ceramic or stainless steel.

Feline Oligarchy said...

My Human is slow, but not stupid. She took them down right after taking my picture. We had "help" decorating this year and she didn't know someone had put these up there until she saw me looking at them. Like I said, she isn't stupid. Even after she took them down, I managed to break one of them. Which is why my ratio of "nice" to "naughty" is so close. But I still think I should find Temptations in my stocking on Christmas morning. -- Charlie

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

That DOES look like a test!
The warm compresses are relaxing, you'll like them. I had to have them on my abscess and it was soothing. I still refuse to take that pill....and mine are small! -Shaggy

Derby said...

Mum has all sorts of things around the house that takes up space. They end up on the floor.

Patches & Mittens said...

I don't think naughty applies to us, maybe mischevious. NIce picher.....

and Merry Holidays to all the Feline Oligarchy from the Big Piney Woods Cats.

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

We are sure you will find lots and lots of stuff in your stocking. Santyclaws understands about kitty stuff.

Cheysuli said...

We're glad to hear that everyone checked out well at the vet.

I am also pleased to say I'm on the nice list. I was a bit worried.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

We're surprised that those fings stayed up long enuf fur the picshur to be taken. Anyfing that small definitely gets swiped to da floor.

Eric and Flynn said...

Deffernuttly a test, just as well thay've been mooved now cuz a cat can only resist temtayshun furr so long.

Rascal said...

Nice! Sympathies to Sky. Purry Christmas!

Anita said...

Muhahahahahaha!!!!! You´re a gatorrista too... muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I hope that Santa Claus brings your Temptation treats to you. I´m glad of Alberta feels better!! Good news!

Merry Chritsmas for you and yours beans! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssss

Anonymous said...

Mommy has a little bitty angel figurine on top of her lingerie chest, which is quite high up. She doesn't allow me up there. But I kinda forget that while she's sleepin. I always think that angel has wings - she must wanna fly! So I give her a test run. She's not so good at flyin. But mom is. She comes flyin out of the bed when she hears the takeoff. Then I get yelled at and put out of her room. I always forget by a day or two later. Does this mean I'm on the naughty list? I'm afraid to look...
~ moose

Fat Eric said...

To all at the Oligarchy, have a purry Merry Christmas!

Max said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Merry Christmas from all of us to all of you and yours.

Anonymous said...

we hope ya had a furry Merry Christmas! how many of those ormanents sirvived? (we luv the look on yur face)

Karen Jo said...

I am glad that your Mom isn't stupid and moved the glass ornaments. I hope you had a very Merry Christmas and found Temptations in your stocking.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

What a meen temptayshun to have all thowse GLASS thingies on YER sitting spot! Hope yoo knocked them ovur on Dec. 26...yull have 364 days to make up fur it!

Kimo & Sabi said...

We wish you a furry happy, healthy, safe, snuggly, flea-free, Temptations-filled New Year!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Happy healthy wealthy and wise New Year!

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Happy New Year
... Missy Blue Eyes, KC and lil Bear

Fat Eric said...

Happy New Year, Oligarchy!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Those ornaments are too tempting for meows! What were they thinking? I think if you HAD knocked them off, Santa still should have kept you on the nice list since clearly the humans were setting you up for a fall!

Happy New year to all of you from all of us!

Also, I'd like to introduce my sister to Maggie Fu. I think she needs more friends her own age!

Persephone, this is Maggie Fu, she's a friend of Misty's! Maggie Fu this is Persephone. She likes to play Pounce-and-Chase!~jack

Hello, Maggie Fu! You've got pretty furs!~Persephone

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

We wish you all a furry Happy New Year!

Sophia said...

Hoppy New Year

Anita said...

Happy meow new year!!!!

World of Animals, Inc. said...

Thanks for the share. We are thinking that the humans are giving you a test. We say that you better find a new place for after your breakfast nap. The look you are giving is like I can clear this off in ten seconds. Have a wonderful day.
World of Animals